"We want the finest wines available to humanity"

It's simple.

I helped make some scenery, do some painting, general behind-the-scenes stuff, helped on the opening night, made myself pretty indespensable etc etc.

On the second night when I'm not there, the headteacher thanks me for all my hard work and asks me to step from behind the curtains to collect my flowers.

They were collected on my behalf which is not the same!

Grrrrrr ......